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So like, I got dumped yesterday after two dates by this gal who felt that my request that hey, maybe she try texting hi to me (there's a one button macro for that too so it's really not that difficult these days) oh I dunno, maybe once or twice a week or every other, or initiating at least SOME of our conversations so that it wasn't always me having to start all of them was simply too hard and too unreasonable or downright mean to ask of her. :O_o:

This is the second person I've come across who seems to think relationships just magically happen and you don't have to put any work into them.  :roll:
You know, anybody who acts like having to actually talk to the other person is a stupid big pain in the ass probably shouldn't be trying to find people to go out with though. I don't get these people.

So evidently having a backbone = mean/forceful.  Wow... um, I don't know... quite what to say on that one.  I'm a goddamned aspie and even I'm underwhelmed by the major lack of social skills demonstrated.

So far I have (highlight reel):

:bulletgreen: Met a woman who spent the entire date on her phone texting other people and minding sports scores while only half paying slight attention to what was going on around her in the restaurant,
:bulletgreen: Met a girl who despite expressing insecurities about her own personal appearance said I was the insecure one for asking how come it seemed like I had to do all the work through having to initiate/carry through every conversation we had... and explained to me she would rather watch old television reruns in her house by herself all day than ever hang out or meet in person (over the course of through several conversations this became apparent),
:bulletgreen: Met somebody whose idea of a good first date was: Hey, can you help me move all my furniture out of my old apartment and into my new one (that was so far out of left field I actually halfway considered taking her up on it, what's more I think since the second one was probably smaller she would have maybe let me keep a few of the more kitschy pieces for the trouble)?,
and
 :bulletgreen: Met someone who chickened out halfway through setting up an actual date then kept making weird excuses and half-assed yet earnest seeming reschedulings that threw me off for about a week or two and ultimately somehow made me out to be the bad guy for asking what was up (would it seriously kill people to flat out say in the beginning if they are really not that interested? Seems faking it is rather rude in hindsight).
:sarcasticclap:
Great job humanity, if this is the direction things are going we're going to... :sarcasm: Really go places as a civilization. Sheesh.

Offline I have (blooper reel):
:bulletred: Met and gone out/steady for awhile with a physically abusive first-gen child of immigrants young lady who didn't get that marriage simply wasn't a thing you could force onto a guy in America (who also faked a pregnancy :sarcasticclap: wow),

and
:bulletred: Gone out with a verbally abusive woman who somehow thought getting me to give up everything I enjoyed as part of a harebrained scheme to convert me to her fire and brimstone variant of extremely skewed death-cult variety Christianity while behaving thoroughly uncivilized in public amongst my friends and relatives could get me to marry her and also that I'd be alright with never ever having sex in said hell... to prevent my soul from going to hell, which seems ironic in retrospect, was a really cool idea.

I guess, things can sort of only go up from here?
:cynic:

It's the Middle Earth Dating Game, ... with Orcs!TM
Goblin Fire Mage by scholarwarrior-lad
Goblin Fire Mage
"Robes too restrictive... most body heat lost through head and feet." I don't think that was what the tailor from the city whom the goblin wizard was quoting from had meant though... or certainly not in the context of channeling heat to produce fireballs...
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scholarwarrior-lad
LHA
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United States
About me: Ever since I was little I found myself caught and trapped straddling both the worlds of science and art; don't get me wrong though, I don't entirely dislike it.

Like: Science, thinking, observation, people-watching.
Like + dislike: politics, the nature of good and evil.
Dislike: Brattiness, angry mobs, being cut off in traffic, too much conformity.

Watch as I churn out artwork, homework, writing, grind axes and try to find a date... just your typical atypical college student.

Current Residence: United States of America
Favourite genre of music: several
Favourite style of art: fractals, comic book, absurdism, some surrealism, pop
Operating System: varies; usually Windows and the one this human meat bag was born with (my brain & nervous system)
MP3 player of choice: No thank you
Favourite cartoon character: Spider-Man, Ninja Turtles and Canadian animation
Personal Quote: "For the Love of God please don't make an ass of yourself."
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So like, I got dumped yesterday after two dates by this gal who felt that my request that hey, maybe she try texting hi to me (there's a one button macro for that too so it's really not that difficult these days) oh I dunno, maybe once or twice a week or every other, or initiating at least SOME of our conversations so that it wasn't always me having to start all of them was simply too hard and too unreasonable or downright mean to ask of her. :O_o:

This is the second person I've come across who seems to think relationships just magically happen and you don't have to put any work into them.  :roll:
You know, anybody who acts like having to actually talk to the other person is a stupid big pain in the ass probably shouldn't be trying to find people to go out with though. I don't get these people.

So evidently having a backbone = mean/forceful.  Wow... um, I don't know... quite what to say on that one.  I'm a goddamned aspie and even I'm underwhelmed by the major lack of social skills demonstrated.

So far I have (highlight reel):

:bulletgreen: Met a woman who spent the entire date on her phone texting other people and minding sports scores while only half paying slight attention to what was going on around her in the restaurant,
:bulletgreen: Met a girl who despite expressing insecurities about her own personal appearance said I was the insecure one for asking how come it seemed like I had to do all the work through having to initiate/carry through every conversation we had... and explained to me she would rather watch old television reruns in her house by herself all day than ever hang out or meet in person (over the course of through several conversations this became apparent),
:bulletgreen: Met somebody whose idea of a good first date was: Hey, can you help me move all my furniture out of my old apartment and into my new one (that was so far out of left field I actually halfway considered taking her up on it, what's more I think since the second one was probably smaller she would have maybe let me keep a few of the more kitschy pieces for the trouble)?,
and
 :bulletgreen: Met someone who chickened out halfway through setting up an actual date then kept making weird excuses and half-assed yet earnest seeming reschedulings that threw me off for about a week or two and ultimately somehow made me out to be the bad guy for asking what was up (would it seriously kill people to flat out say in the beginning if they are really not that interested? Seems faking it is rather rude in hindsight).
:sarcasticclap:
Great job humanity, if this is the direction things are going we're going to... :sarcasm: Really go places as a civilization. Sheesh.

Offline I have (blooper reel):
:bulletred: Met and gone out/steady for awhile with a physically abusive first-gen child of immigrants young lady who didn't get that marriage simply wasn't a thing you could force onto a guy in America (who also faked a pregnancy :sarcasticclap: wow),

and
:bulletred: Gone out with a verbally abusive woman who somehow thought getting me to give up everything I enjoyed as part of a harebrained scheme to convert me to her fire and brimstone variant of extremely skewed death-cult variety Christianity while behaving thoroughly uncivilized in public amongst my friends and relatives could get me to marry her and also that I'd be alright with never ever having sex in said hell... to prevent my soul from going to hell, which seems ironic in retrospect, was a really cool idea.

I guess, things can sort of only go up from here?
:cynic:

It's the Middle Earth Dating Game, ... with Orcs!TM

Disclaimer:

These writings are the products of this author's fevered imagination so any resemblances to any persons living or deceased are a.) entirely coincidental, or b.) gravely unfortunate.

Hypothetically, which is a preferable way to die? 

53%
9 deviants said In a final blaze of glory against overwhelming enemies.
47%
8 deviants said Peacefully of old age after having a long, full life.

Living Epitaph: Study onward!

"Yes I laugh in the face of death. Now, more work! Wahaha!

Time to do my parents, and my many mentors and the tutors I've had over the years proud. It is my duty to become as well educated as I can to in my own small silly part steward this ungrateful community as a way to give back by being an upright citizen with a profession and accomplishments, yes?

That is what keeps me going no matter what. The belief that I need to make the investments other people made in me worthwhile and not a waste of money and time."

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scholarwarrior-lad:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
I'll give it a shot.
Tue Feb 4, 2014, 11:17 AM
ZombieDaryl:iconzombiedaryl:
DRAW VENTURE BROS!!!! *Whispers* P....please? :P
Sun Feb 2, 2014, 9:46 PM
scholarwarrior-lad:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
Viva la personal shoutbox?
Mon Jun 10, 2013, 1:42 AM
FireChic86:iconfirechic86:
I know it.
Thu Apr 5, 2012, 7:05 PM
scholarwarrior-lad:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
You probably could teach me to shoot better.
Wed Apr 4, 2012, 12:20 PM
FireChic86:iconfirechic86:
I think I could teach you to shoot well. I can pick off just about any target.
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 4:41 PM
scholarwarrior-lad:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
I'd take you up on the latter but I have possibly the worst aim in if not human history, at least the western hemisphere...
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 2:12 PM
FireChic86:iconfirechic86:
Tea is always helpful. And so is SD gundam. Another thing I find relaxing is shooting.
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 8:32 AM
scholarwarrior-lad:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
True.
Mon Apr 2, 2012, 12:48 AM
Palandrose:iconpalandrose:
or a good match in SD gundam
Sat Mar 31, 2012, 5:29 PM
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:iconaomiarmster:
AomiArmster Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i boop thee :eyes:
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
BOOP!
Sparkly Unicrons Teni.
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:iconbridgels:
Bridgels Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you darling for the Llama :icondesireyouplz:
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome. :iconhandsomeonionplz:
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:iconbridgels:
Bridgels Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My pleasure babe :iconlazeflirtplz:
(lol don't mind me...)
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: ^^;
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shortini Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama!~
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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Shannon175 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the llama friend :D
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scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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crazygrin Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the llama! (:
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scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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Pillowbot Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
:chew:
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scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:la:
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:iconleyawiin-raydjihn:
Leyawiin-Raydjihn Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama back ^^ I see that you like both sciences and Art, like me :D
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scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome and yes, I do. :chew:
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ZombieDaryl Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
How are you man?Tard Slide 
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Been kinda busy.
I'll put in an update about that stuff today. :O
Some of it is pretty neat.
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:iconzombiedaryl:
ZombieDaryl Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
NEAT!
Lol, busy is good!
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yah. 

[:] Also, Chicks dig giant robots. I dig Giant robots, etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=koesW3…
Bit of a blast from the past. :happycry: I miss 2003 :lol:. That was a good year for Mecha, for a lot of reasons.
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