My father is good at these.
One that strikes me as particularly odd is a financial one he does where he throws at me that because I am such a horrible human being for having supposedly cost him so very much money to raise that any and all earnings I make if and when I work from paychecks somehow ought to all go to him.
My mother has always been of the opinion that there should be a feeling of accomplishment you get from the tasks you complete and achievements you receive on your own from the sweat, physical and mental toil of one's own brow. Dad would tell me that everything which I do manage should only be through his grace of allowing it or helping me and that it is alright for him to be proud of it as something which he did but, not, good heavens no (whatever simply were you thinking you silly boy to even entertain any notion otherwise?), something which I ought to feel any sense of personal accomplishment about.
When I'd protest that "but what sort of incentive then would there be for me in such a set up?" the man would angrily retort that I should just fuck off and/or die.
My father is a strange and not altogether pleasant individual who chooses to perceive others not being as enraptured by him talking about himself and his past as he himself is to be the equivalent to a type of bullying or oppression which he is put upon for having to evidently
suffer through.Though I intensely dislike the man I still find the notion of outright hating him to be conflicting. On the one hand, he has told me several times to go kill myself. On he other, he is family and as my biological father in that sense sired me. I do find myself increasingly embarrassed to be related to him though following these attacks, as I get older.
I apologize for emotionally spilling my guts on the page in such a fashion, venting and
airing out my dirty laundry as it were.